May 07

2/10 Would Not Bang: 4chan’s Funniest New Meme

There’s this running joke on the internet about an acne-scarred C.H.U.D. (or Butthurt Dweller) finding fault with any and all images of women in order to alleviate the self-hatred and loneliness that goes along with being a neckbearded netizen — “I can’t find a decent woman, not because I’m just awful in every way, but because all the women in my town have such big foreheads and stubby toes. Disgusting!”

This mindset has borne a new meme, “2/10 Would Not Bang,” in which 4chan users post images of flawless women and compete against each other to find fault in increasingly creative ways, and then dismiss them with the Comic Book Guy-channeling verdict: 2/10, Would Not Bang.

Would Not Bang.

At first glance it appears to be a horrific example of the male gaze taken to the extreme of modernity, in which men now have access to an endless cornucopia of female perfection from which to pluck their favorites and cast off thousands of otherwise gorgeous women into the abyss of indifference, or worse, repulsion.

And then you realize, nope! Just clever satire of all that.

See more of the same at Know Your Meme and Uproxx.

Discussion question: If you could change anything about yourself, what would it be, besides the obvious?

May 01

Immortality – Become Immortal

Immortality is the ability to live forever, or eternal life.[2] Biological forms have inherent limitations which may or may not be able to be overcome through medical interventions or engineering. Natural selection has developed potential biological immortality in at least one species, the jellyfish Turritopsis nutricula.

Certain scientists, futurists, and philosophers, have theorized about the immortality of the human body, and advocate that human immortality is achievable in the first few decades of the 21st century, while other advocates believe that life extension is a more achievable goal in the short term, with immortality awaiting further research breakthroughs into an indefinite future. Aubrey de Grey, a researcher who has developed a series of biomedical rejuvenation strategies to reverse human aging (called SENS), believes that his proposed plan for ending aging may be implementable in two or three decades. The absence of aging would provide humans with biological immortality, but not invulnerability to death by physical trauma. What form an unending human life would take, or whether an immaterial soul exists and possesses immortality, has been a major point of focus of religion, as well as the subject of speculation, fantasy, and debate.

In religious contexts, immortality is often stated to be among the promises by God (or other deities) to human beings who show goodness or else follow divine law (cf. resurrection).

Dec 07

A high maintenance girl

If you describe something or somebody as high-maintenance, you mean that they require a lot of attention, time, money, or effort.

E.g, I cannot stand her because she is such a high maintenance woman.

Dec 07

If you like, we can get married in an Irish way!

When I was having a chit-chat with my colleague, she asked me all of a sudden, “How did your husband propose to you at that time? Was it romantic?” I was numbed by her words for a while, and then burst into laughter, “My husband is a bit rigid, so do you think his proposal would be romantic?” Though I said in that way, I felt very sweet in heart when thinking of my husband’s proposing to me. To be honest, his proposal was actually by no means romantic without flowers, diamond ring and any other surprise. It was even could not be called “marriage proposal”.

At that time, he gave me a book about Ireland, which, now I am thinking was a long-established plan. At the weekend when I finished the book, he came to me and asked me whether I had finished the book. Seeing me nod my head, he felt very pleased and said to me in a low but happy voice, “If you like, we can get married in an Irish way!”

At that time, my heart was totally convinced by the romantic and sacred law of marriage in Ireland. The book told me that Ireland believes in Catholicism and prohibited divorce. Therefore, when a couple get married, they are supposed to choose the time of their marriage which ranges from 1 year to 100 years. The most impressive of this law of marriage lies in the inverse relationship between the time of marriage and the fees to be charged. If you choose 1 year for your marriage, you shall pay as much as 2, 000 sterling pounds plus receiving a dictionary-thick reference of rights and responsibilities. But if you choose 100 years, then you are very lucky and only need to pay 0.5 pound for the fees and receive a short but heart-touching note in all women’s eyes: “I have no idea the clear rights and responsibilities for my left hand to my right hand, my right leg to my left leg, my left eye to my right eye and my right sphere of brain to the left. Actually, they are an integrated whole and live by each other and cheer for each other. Finally, I would like this pink note to convey my best wishes to your one-hundred-year marriage! May you live happily all your lives!”

I still remember at that time that I said to my husband, “Ok, so sir, please choose the time you expect our marriage to last!” He said happily, “I even do not bother to think about it and would definitely choose 100 years because it is highly money-saving!” Later, I married him, a man who would like to stay with me for 100 years. Although we are not bound by the law of marriage in Ireland, we have cherished our vow to discipline ourselves all the time. We have married like Irish people and look on our marriage as a life-long commitment and spare no effort to nourish it hand in hand as we are gradually aging together.

I also sincerely hope that every pair of lovers in the world can get married like Irish people and love and protect each other whole-heartedly by committing themselves to a 100-year marriage.

Dec 06

It is a sad story

There are always more money to be made and more beautiful girls to be chased. The question is what is the most important thing in life.

In my line of work, people move from place to place for better opportunities. However, very seldom, my colleagues besides the ones from mainland China will leave their families behind indefinitely.

Dec 06

The perfect girl?

——– The Great Gatsby

** Out-of-this-world intelligent and passionate
** Ambitious and extremely independent with eclectic and diverse interests
** Not needy, high-maintenance, jealous, or requiring constant attention
** Very adventurous – loves to backpack around China, for example
** 5’7″ – 6’1″
** Very thin but not because she’s starving herself or has food issues – I want someone who will be thin her entire life ** Small breasts (usually come with “very thin”)
** Gorgeous (symmetrical face and features)
** Loves big dogs
** Atheist, agnostic, or not religious
** Happy!
** Healthy!
** Nice!
** Does not want kids in the next five years
** Is in her twenties
** Plays tennis very well, helicopter skis, and is dying to learn how to kite-board
** Speaks French perfectly
** Plays video games (maybe I’m asking for a bit much here :))
Dec 06

Casablanca

I fell in love with you watching Casablanca
Back row of the drive in show in the flickering light
Popcorn and cokes beneath the stars became champagne and caviar
Making love on a long hot summers night

I thought you fell in love with me watching Casablance
Holding hands ‘neath the paddle fans in Rick’s Candle lit cafe
Hiding in the shadows from the spies. Moroccan moonlight in your eyes
Making magic at the movies in my old chevrolet

Oh! A kiss is still a kiss in Casablanca
But a kiss is not a kiss without your sigh
Please come back to me in Casablanca
I love you more and more each day as time goes by

I guess there’re many broken hearts in Casablanca
[- From: http://www.elyrics.net -]
You know I’ve never really been there. so, I don’t know
I guess our love story will never be seen on the big wide silver screen
But it hurt just as bad when I had to watch you go

Oh! A kiss is still a kiss in Casablanca
But a kiss is not a kiss without your sigh
Please come back to me in Casablanca
I love you more and more each day as time goes by
Oh! A kiss is still a kiss in Casablanca
But a kiss is not a kiss without your sigh

Please come back to me in Casablanca
I love you more and more each day as time goes by
I love you more and more each day as time goes by

Oct 17

Dark Shadows star Jonathan Frid dies

Canadian actor Jonathan Frid shot to fame as the reluctant vampire Barnabas Collins in the campy gothic TV soap Dark Shadows. Frid has died at the age of 87. Canadian actor Jonathan Frid shot to fame as the reluctant vampire Barnabas Collins in the campy gothic TV soap Dark Shadows. Frid has died at the age of 87. (Dan Curtis Productions/Canadian Press)

Jonathan Frid, the Canadian actor best known for playing Barnabas Collins in the 1960s original vampire soap opera Dark Shadows, has died. He was 87.

Frid died last Friday of natural causes in a hospital in his home town of Hamilton, Ont., said Jim Pierson, a friend and spokesman for Dan Curtis Productions, the creator of Dark Shadows.

Frid starred in the 1960s gothic-flavored soap opera about odd, supernatural goings-on at a family estate in Maine.

His death comes just weeks before a Tim Burton-directed version of Dark Shadows is due out next month starring Johnny Depp as Barnabas Collins. Frid has a cameo role in the new movie in which he meets Depp’s character in a party scene with two other original actors from the show.

Pierson said Burton and Depp were fans of Frid, who played a vulnerable vampire in one of the first sympathetic portrayal of the immortal creatures.

Lasting influence

“Twenty million people saw the show at its peak in 1969. Kids ran home from school and housewives watched it. It had a huge pop culture impact,” Pierson said.

‘He had this vampire that was very multidimensional. It really set the trend for all these other things that have been done with vampires over the last 40, 50 years’—Jim Pierson on Jonathan Frid

Pierson said Frid, whose character was added in 1967, saved the show and stayed on until the end of its run in 1971.

He said Frid was never into the fame and fortune and just wanted to be a working actor. He said he loved the drama and finding the flaws and the humanity in his characters.

“That’s why he had this vampire that was very multidimensional. It really set the trend for all these other things that have been done with vampires over the last 40, 50 years,” Pierson said.

“Vampires were not in the vernacular. In 1967, there wasn’t a pop culture of vampire stuff, so here he was in this mainstream network show that aired at 4 P.M. that really took off. And then he did the movie which was also a big hit.”

Frid had been an accomplished stage actor before Dark Shadows made him famous. The show has lived on in reruns.

Stuart Manning, editor of the online Dark Shadows News Page, said Frid brought a new dimension to the role of the vampire by injecting the role with depth and a sense of regret for his immortal existence.

“Now that idea has been taken many times since — Twilight uses it, shows like True Blood, Buffy — which again I think shows the influenceDark Shadows has had,” said Manning, who worked with Frid as a writer on the 2010 Dark Shadows audio drama spinoff, The Night Whispers.

Stage background

The youngest of three sons, Frid served in the Royal Canadian Navy during the Second World War. After graduating from Hamilton’s McMaster University, he got a degree in directing at the Yale School of Drama and studied at the Royal Academy of Dramatic Arts in London.

Frid starred in various theatre productions with illustrious actors including Katharine Hepburn. But it was his turn in Dark Shadows and its first feature film adaptation, House of Dark Shadows, that made him a commercial success and kept him busy throughout his career with reunions, fan events and dramatic readings.

He lived in New York for several decades before moving back to Canada in the `90s. His other credits include the 1973 TV movie The Devil’s Daughter, co-starring Shelley Winters, and Oliver Stone’s directorial debut, Seizure. He also starred in the Broadway revival and national tour of Arsenic and Old Lace in the `80s.

Pierson said Frid been in declining health in recent months. At Frid’s request, there was no funeral and there will be no memorial.

“He really was kind of a no-fuss guy,” Pierson said.

Frid never married. He is survived by a nephew, Donald Frid.

Oct 17

Immortal?

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Beyond any face cream, cosmetic surgery or antioxidant pill, an extraordinary secret of renewal lies in the discovery of Australian scientist, Professor Elizabeth Blackburn.

She has won the Gruber Prize and the Lasker Prize, two of the top international awards in medical research and has just recently been announced as the winner of the 2009 Nobel Prize.


Professor Elizabeth BlackburnLiz Blackburn discovered that as our cells divide and grow, a telomere – a small DNA cap at the end of each chromosome – protects our precious DNA from damage. She showed that an enzyme, called telomerase, repairs the telomeres and ‘keeps DNA young’.

Her breakthroughs have revolutionised our understanding of the ageing process. Several new telomerase-based drugs have entered Phase II and III clinical trials. And there is a very real race for the ultimate anti-aging pill.

Liz also masterminded new insights into stress and cancer. Current research reveals stressed people have shorter telomeres. Shorter telomeres appear to predispose us to disease and cancer and lead to shorter lives. Yet astonishingly, Liz discovered meditation appears to stall the process.

Ironically, cancer is the true immortal. It has the ability to replicate effectively, endlessly. And cancer cells are overly rich in telomerase. Is the key to cancer’s deadly success the clue to endless life?

Aging, stress and cancer: three of the greatest fears of our times. All interconnected, and profoundly linked to the discovery of one remarkable Australian woman.